Micro Car Passionates T-Shirts

Man driving very small car

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Child driving a toy car

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Play Rush Hour

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

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Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

Formula One kids road rage

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

America needs smaller cars.

Red car

Size Matters.

'Would you consider a swap?'

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

'It's a hybrid...but I still have to pedal'

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"