Michelin Inspector Gifts

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

All Natural Nothing

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Windmill Maintenance

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

The Butcher of 35th street.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'It's a cursor.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Oh waiter... there are no flies in my soup!'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."