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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Sunbathers.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"How's it look back there?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Vacation Bus Photo