Miami Vacationer Gifts

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Sunbathers.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Easter Island Shades...

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"