Mi5 Officer Gifts

Looking for a gift for an MI5 officer? Our collection of clever and humorous items celebrates their intelligence, vigilance, and secretive profession. Whether it's a mug for those long shifts or a t-shirt showcasing their sharp mind, find the perfect token to appreciate their dedication to national security.

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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system." mockup

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.' mockup

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

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"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app." mockup

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

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'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...' mockup

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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Neo-International Law

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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?" mockup

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

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"Postwar is hell."

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HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops. mockup

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

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Military Medals

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"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling." mockup

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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CIA report

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'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.' mockup

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

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Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail) mockup

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

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"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

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