Mi5 Officer Gifts

'Oh Dear...'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Postwar is hell."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Military Medals

The Circular Logic of Fascism

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"