Metropolitan Mermaid Gifts

Inner City Surf Bums.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Mermaid spawning time.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Ah, sweatpants."

"Half and half?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"You were right. It's a mess."

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...