Metropolitan Mermaid Prints

Inner City Surf Bums.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Mermaid spawning time.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Half and half?"

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...