Mystic Mermaid Prints

Psychic diving competition.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Mermaid spawning time.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Ah, sweatpants."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Half and half?"

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa. It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm thinking sexy mermaids. You? Sushi bonanza!!!

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Ringtones for mermaids.