Mystic Mermaid T-Shirts

Psychic diving competition.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Mermaid spawning time.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Half and half?"

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Mermaid selling titanic souvenirs.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."