Metro Systems Gifts

'This is going to take me a while.'

Packed like sardines

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Subway Thrillers

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Realistic Timetable

A Bus Conductor.

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

The Privatization of the MTA.

'Got a quarter?'

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

Subway Organizer

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

Mind The Gap

Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!

In Memory Of Edward Elliot who sat here on the 8.45 from 1964-1988

'For two days this week, everything went as promised.'

Next Train

'...and don't forget to put 10p in the meter at half past two.'

"Metro-North is getting ridiculous!"

Taxi cab driver's I.D. shows the back of his head.

City Cemetery

"I was in a bad accident up in Canada. I came within a centimeter of my life."

A Mile Short