Metrication Proponent Pillows

Weight of the law will be in metric.

Pet a Puppy

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Poetry repairman

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

'Is it true what they say'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

Everyday Hospice

'Well we did look at some of the latest data management systems and thought about networking them across a selection of media platforms...'

'when we had the three piece suite made to measure, you should have let me do the 'english to metric' conversion!'

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

'My Dad always said Imperial was better by miles.'

'I will never understand baseball, everything is measured in feet.'

"I'm metric and he's imperial."

"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."