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The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"But am I happy? Very."

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'I don't know -- the Meaning of Life just doesn't seem relevant any more.'