Meticulous Mind Pillows

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

The power of the brain

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Internal Prisons

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

"Hmmm?!"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'You're insecure because your data is unsecured.'