Meticulous Planners Pillows

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

The Werewolf planner

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'You got sticky notes.'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"People don't live like that anymore."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

'You and your shortcuts.'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

A bride and groom playing a double bass

'I want a big wedding with all the trimmings! So you're going to have to find a better paid career.'

In Sickness And In Hell

Lawn mower breaking kit

"He's in the middle of a big hand! Is it important?"

Homework eaten $2