Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.
Meticulous Planners Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints that honor the art of careful planning. These thoughtful designs will motivate and amuse the most detail-oriented personalities.
'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'
"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"
Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."
The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business
Prenuptial Wedding Cake
Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress
"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."
Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'
'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'
"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."
For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.
"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."
She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.
Witch uses broom from broom share program.
The Werewolf planner
'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'
'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'
'You got sticky notes.'
Fortune teller has a diary for 2017
"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."
"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."
"People don't live like that anymore."
"Measure twice. Wipe once."
Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.
"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."
"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."
'You and your shortcuts.'
Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?
A bride and groom playing a double bass
'I want a big wedding with all the trimmings! So you're going to have to find a better paid career.'
In Sickness And In Hell
Lawn mower breaking kit
"He's in the middle of a big hand! Is it important?"
Homework eaten $2
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