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'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Go ahead and dissect me

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

The power of the brain

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"Hmmm?!"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. For dogs maybe, but not for cats.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Internal Prisons

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."