Meticulous Work T-Shirts

That's what I call attention to detail!

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"This will be a tricky operation."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Lazy plumber.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Japan-Reconstruction

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

Bird draws a snake.

Thank you present

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

Motorcycle Faith Healer

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

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