Meticulous Work Gifts

That's what I call attention to detail!

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"This will be a tricky operation."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Lazy plumber.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

With his wife ready to give birth, and the Egyptians on his heels, Moses performs the first "Sea"-section.

Japan-Reconstruction

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Bird draws a snake.

Thank you present

Motorcycle Faith Healer

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."