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"You're overthinking this."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

37.85 Litres Hats

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

"It's fantastic! I can find out the exact weather outside this exact house at this exact moment - all on the internet!"

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

"Got him bang to rights. Trying to sell cocaine in pounds and ounces."

Constructive Parameters

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.