Meteor Merchant T-Shirts

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

SALE

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Mate Mart

Music to their ears.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

High end of the market...

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Captain Thomas Coram.

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'It looks like our time is up.'

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

I'm on a productivity drive.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

The Star Gazer

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Sell the Universe !

A street scene.

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

'That's right kiddo: The precious cargo my grandfather and his friends used to carry across the desert was salt...'

'Uncle, we need to up our prices, sand is getting scarce.'

'Come on, Bunny, I know you're in there....somewhere!'

Razor Salesman

"Business has been slow."