Meteor Merchant Gifts

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

SALE

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Mate Mart

Music to their ears.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Captain Thomas Coram.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

High end of the market...

'It looks like our time is up.'

I'm on a productivity drive.

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

The Star Gazer

Sell the Universe !

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

A street scene.

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

'Uncle, we need to up our prices, sand is getting scarce.'

"Business has been slow."

'Come on, Bunny, I know you're in there....somewhere!'

'That's right kiddo: The precious cargo my grandfather and his friends used to carry across the desert was salt...'

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

Razor Salesman