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"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

Reading my Critics

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"Then what happened?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

A Poem about Sand

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Out of control

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Charles Baudelaire

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

Sunset

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Nemesisyphus"

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

Flower growing from a bomb.