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"It's what I do."

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

Big needle in a hay stack.

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

'We can't have a tete-a-tete with only one tete.'

Julie was in a pickle

'I'm impressed.' (showing the ropes)

Workers & Health Costs

Sisyphus pushing rock up hill while dung beetle pushes dung ball.

'Tell, me dearie. . . when you say you admire his maleness, does that mean he's well hung?'

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

'Why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage?'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Sid the slug was feeling suicidal.

A prisoners shadow.

"What did I tell you about putting your eggs in one basket?"

Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.

'I'll tell you why he'll never amount to anything - he's a DOORKNOB, that's why!'

Blow Up

Battery Juice Bar

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Oh, I'm keeping my head above water... and you?'

"You're still using me as a crutch."

'I've tried to turn my life around, but it's hard when you're a big rig.'

'Awhile back I wouldn't tell what I read. I'm ready now...I read Tea Leaves.'

"What do you mean my loan has, 'Gone Kardashian?'"

'My proposed legislation is based on the concept that 'a rising tide lifts all boats.''

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."