Metals T-Shirts

Tunnel of Ore

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'I just converted my life savings into silver.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

City Zoo: Day Care

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Carefree luggage.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Mardi Gras

"Cat box"