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'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Motorherd

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

D.I.Y

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Will you be mine?

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Made in China.

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'