Elements T-Shirts

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mardi Gras

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Baby Piano

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."