Metals Pillows

Tunnel of Ore

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'I just converted my life savings into silver.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Hmph. College kids.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Carefree luggage.

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Mardi Gras

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'