Message Bottler Gifts

Desert islander sets off a messgae for pipe cleaners

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'It's for you.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'Not more junk mail!'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Letter to God

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'Don't forget your p.s.'

Your Message Here.

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'You may have already won...more to come.'

'Not only that, but we'll be able to send off 288 messages for help in the empty bottles!'

'This has been floating around for a long time -- it's from Jacques Cousteau!'

Who wrote that?

'Bloody Spam!'

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

'... and I approved this message.'

Island rent due.

'It's from America - They want to borrow money.'

The Black Hole Of Messages

'Look, we have e-mail.'

Smoke signal Inc: 'Local...long distance.'

Message in bottle "Send Help!"

'It's a message of hope.'