Meryl Streep Fan Gifts

"I prefer Meryl Streep not having fun."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"Eat my dust!"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"What a way to go."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

David and Goliath.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Shakespeare Project

"Not many of you may agree with me..."