Merlin Fans Gifts

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Angela Merkel

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Stampede!!'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

Lady Liberty Cools Off

EU and the Departure of Angela Merkel

Fast food

Don't fly and text.

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State...."

"Well, you may have been given the brain of a madman... but you did get excellent teeth!"

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

"No I haven't tried 'The Hobbit'. I never read non-fiction..."

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

'The best part, Igor, is that I get to take him as 17 dependents!'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

"Why, he's not violent at all, his bolt is too tight."

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'

Kraut Kontrol.