Merlin Fans Pillows

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Angela Merkel

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

'Stampede!!'

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Fast food

EU and the Departure of Angela Merkel

Don't fly and text.

Toni Kroos

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State...."

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

'Right, that's the last time you lot watch Lord of the Rings!'

"Well, you may have been given the brain of a madman... but you did get excellent teeth!"

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

How to Save the Los Angeles Dodgers

"No I haven't tried 'The Hobbit'. I never read non-fiction..."

Fernando Torres

Hi, Frank. Did you and Francine take a vacation? We went on a tour of middle earth! It was the trip of a lifetime. Middle earth? Wow! Do you have any pictures? Yeah, here they are. We were Frodo-bombed in every one.

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

'The best part, Igor, is that I get to take him as 17 dependents!'

"Why, he's not violent at all, his bolt is too tight."

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'