Meryl Streep Fan Prints

"I prefer Meryl Streep not having fun."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"Eat my dust!"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

David and Goliath.

"What a way to go."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Shakespeare Project

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.