Merger Maniac Gifts

"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Son, the Marshak Co has take us over lock, stock and barrel. And old man Marshak - he's adopted you.'

'Mr Burgess is very sensitive. Please don't use the words 'takeover' or 'acquisition'. Refer to it as merger.'

"We small independents have to stick together."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Business Partners' vows

"I always cry at mergers."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'The buildings are merging.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

Love Hurts

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

Lox Ness Monster

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."