Merchandising Maniac Gifts

'The film was bad enough, but what really gets me is the merchandising.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Science fiction fans on other planets

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

Communication

cat singing into microphone

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'We've just got the results back on our brand recognition since the merger, the good news is it's way up!'

Shop signs.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Brittany Howard

Great moments in shopping

'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'

'My wife tells me he's practicing. But I think he's trying to contact some alien civilization.'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"We small independents have to stick together."

Different types of band.

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

Gary Moore.

Mick Jagger

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Fresh milk - Self service