Menu Critique Gifts

Explore a range of clever and humorous products perfect for those passionate about food and critique. Whether it’s a foodie friend, a chef with a sharp wit, or a culinary critic, find items that celebrate the art of menu review with a fun twist. These gifts bring humor and personality to their love of food and tasting experiences, making every meal and critique a little more entertaining.

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"The small businessman's lunch, sir? It's the same as the businessman's lunch but there's less of it."

"The small businessman's lunch, sir? It's the same as the businessman's lunch but there's less of it." mockup

"The small businessman's lunch, sir? It's the same as the businessman's lunch but there's less of it." mockup

"The small businessman's lunch, sir? It's the same as the businessman's lunch but there's less of it." mockup

"The small businessman's lunch, sir? It's the same as the businessman's lunch but there's less of it." mockup

"The small businessman's lunch, sir? It's the same as the businessman's lunch but there's less of it."

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"The fish sticks here are very good."

"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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"Is the MSG local?"

"Is the MSG local?" mockup

"Is the MSG local?" mockup

"Is the MSG local?" mockup

"Is the MSG local?" mockup

"Is the MSG local?"

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?' mockup

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?' mockup

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?' mockup

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?' mockup

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

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'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.' mockup

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.' mockup

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.' mockup

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.' mockup

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

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'Men order. . . women shop.'

'Men order. . . women shop.' mockup

'Men order. . . women shop.' mockup

'Men order. . . women shop.' mockup

'Men order. . . women shop.' mockup

'Men order. . . women shop.'

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'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.' mockup

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.' mockup

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.' mockup

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.' mockup

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

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"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off." mockup

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off." mockup

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off." mockup

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off." mockup

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

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"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?" mockup

"Hey, …. what's not to like?" mockup

"Hey, …. what's not to like?" mockup

"Hey, …. what's not to like?" mockup

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Would you like to see the markup?" mockup

"Would you like to see the markup?" mockup

"Would you like to see the markup?" mockup

"Would you like to see the markup?" mockup

"Would you like to see the markup?"

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Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones. mockup

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones. mockup

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones. mockup

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones. mockup

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

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"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back." mockup

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back." mockup

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back." mockup

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back." mockup

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

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"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

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Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining. mockup

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining. mockup

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining. mockup

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining. mockup

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

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"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!" mockup

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!" mockup

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!" mockup

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!" mockup

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal." mockup

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal." mockup

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal." mockup

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal." mockup

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

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"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy." mockup

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy." mockup

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy." mockup

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy." mockup

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

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All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet mockup

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet mockup

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet mockup

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet mockup

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

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Bookworm group mockup

Bookworm group mockup

Bookworm group mockup

Bookworm group mockup

Bookworm group

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"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate." mockup

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate." mockup

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate." mockup

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate." mockup

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

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'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.' mockup

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.' mockup

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.' mockup

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.' mockup

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

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'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?' mockup

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?' mockup

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?' mockup

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?' mockup

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

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'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.' mockup

'In case of emergency, break glass.' mockup

'In case of emergency, break glass.' mockup

'In case of emergency, break glass.' mockup

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

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'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.' mockup

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.' mockup

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.' mockup

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.' mockup

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

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'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?' mockup

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?' mockup

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?' mockup

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?' mockup

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

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"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday." mockup

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday." mockup

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday." mockup

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday." mockup

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

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An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?' mockup

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?' mockup

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?' mockup

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?' mockup

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

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Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

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'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.' mockup

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.' mockup

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.' mockup

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.' mockup

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

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Menu Critique Gifts Collection

Menu Critique Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs that celebrate the art of menu critique — perfect for jokes, quotes, and witty food commentary.

Menu Critique Pillows

Find playful pillows inspired by food criticism and menu humor — a fun addition to any kitchen or dining space.

Menu Critique Prints

Check out our prints that bring humor and personality to any culinary lover’s decor with witty food critique themes.

Menu Critique T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts featuring humorous takes on menu critique and culinary humor. Ideal gifts for foodies and critics alike.