Menu Critics Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the food enthusiast who loves to critique menus? Our selection features cleverly designed items perfect for those passionate about delicious food and honest reviews. Whether they’re a professional critic or a home chef with a critical eye, find humorous and thoughtful gifts that match their culinary curiosity. Delight your favorite menu critic with a present that’s as flavorful as their tastes.

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Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.' mockup

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media." mockup

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad." mockup

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly." mockup

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

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"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets." mockup

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

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Cow's Last Will and Testament.

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?' mockup

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

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6 Brothers Falafel

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"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?" mockup

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?' mockup

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day. mockup

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

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"You say your crème needs more Brulée?" mockup

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

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"Rump roast?"

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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