Menu Choices Gifts

"I never have a starter. That way I have room for 3 puddings!"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Is the MSG local?"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Two vegans, please."

Menu Dating

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Heart Disease Menu

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"Which free tote goes best?"

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Biden Workload

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"