Drinks Menu Gifts

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

Cat Nip.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No ice.'

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Beers

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Alpha Seltzer

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Man...You age great!'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

The last song before the party exploded.