Drinks Menu Gifts

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Beers

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Man...You age great!'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

The last song before the party exploded.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"