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"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

When Cells Divide

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Gene Therapy

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

The Forever Stamp

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Let's send out for pizza..'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....