Mental Math Maverick T-Shirts

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

When Cells Divide

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Gene Therapy

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."