Math Maverick T-Shirts

'I did it my way.'

"Why should two plus two equal four all the time?"

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I want you to help me recover my repressed memories -- I keep forgetting the multiplication table.'

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! I've been wondering something for a while now: What's the point of learning math if we've got calculators? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Grandmother Cohen was helping design the Statue of Liberty. Instead of a torch, Lady Liberty was supposed to be wielding a handbag. And instead of a tablet, she was supposed to be holding a big globe just asking to get smacked. They said all the calculations showed it was too top-heavy. But I don't

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

'That's what I call women's logic.'

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"... Maths? Isn't that what people had to do before they discovered calculators?"

"Turns our arithmetic isn't the place for innovative thinking."

Pi fight!

"Put four. Teachers need encouragement."

"Wrong?? It was obvious that old white men like you don't like independently thinking women."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

When Cells Divide

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'