Math Mastermind T-Shirts

'And if you ever doubt your solutions, simply refer to this formula.'

'If I don't do my homework I'll get bad grades- I'll never get a job and won't be able to pay for your long term care. You do the maths.'

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

'The only reason I'm having Cindy do my homework, Dad, is that you always say a good manager knows how to delegate work.'

'Then...it's gross minus your net...divided by kids under is...plus others who are dependent on you. That's how you get the total dollars.'

"The sooner you learn how to count, the sooner I can hide and you can seek."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

Computer operator welding machine.

The United States' economy deflating.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'I think I found the problem.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

I don't like the looks of this.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'