Mental Health Therapist Gifts

Psychiatric Ward elevator: Manic (up), Depressive (down).

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'I have a half-a-mind to diagnose you a schizophrenic.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

America, are we learning anything?

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'