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Psychiatric Ward elevator: Manic (up), Depressive (down).

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'I have a half-a-mind to diagnose you a schizophrenic.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

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America, are we learning anything?

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."