Mental Health Specialist T-Shirts

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

Addiction Research Centre.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

STRIP *Community Care * Change

'With all those problems, you should go to see a therapist!'

'I've lost the will to live.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

America, are we learning anything?

Licensed Therapist

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Surfing the daily stress

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"