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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

America, are we learning anything?

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Try thinking about something else."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Window Treatment

Sigmund Freud.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."