Mental Health Mentor T-Shirts

'Every time I get in touch with my inner child, he asks me for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Children's education

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Hanging off every word...

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I'm here for the hair."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

You are what you eat!

Mentors guide you through the maze.

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."