Adulting Mentor T-Shirts

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Children's education

Hanging off every word...

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"I'm here for the hair."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Mentors guide you through the maze.

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...