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'Fifty may be the new forty, but fat is definitely not the new thin.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Reach for the Star.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Be Healthy

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Bad for you but to die for

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Teamwork!

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

An old man growing berries