
New panty pads with wings
Looking for a gift for a menstrual product enthusiast? Discover a collection of fun, clever, and thoughtful items that celebrate their passion. Perfect for those who embrace their interests with pride and a sense of humor, these gifts add a splash of personality to everyday life. Whether it’s for a fellow enthusiast or someone embracing their journey, find something special that aligns with their interest and makes them smile.
New panty pads with wings
"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."
"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"
'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'
"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."
Focus Group Failures
"It's perfect for starting a family."
'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'
"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."
Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."
Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.
'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'
"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."
Science and mothers day
Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.
"You have a very rare conditioner."
"First, the good news; you're not sterile."
Which one of these things is the soap?
Anita Roddick
"Haven't been there, haven't done that."
'I hate it when she gets perms'
Wow! Look at these cool shower presents. Nature's Baby Boutique. 100% natural baby soaps, changing pads, bottle holders, safety gates and classical music tapes. Plus stroller, crib and swaddling blankets. Without all this stuff � How could you ever have a natural baby?
Hair spray for woman, Mr. Sheen for man.
"How come you never wear those thong panties I got you for your birthday?"
surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)
Cerne Abbas
Cerne Abbas
Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."
"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."
"Oh! Now I get it!"
"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"
Most Unpopular Cereals.
Jessie Bernard.
Spray on Freckles.
Oil of U-Lay
Explore our collection of mugs designed for menstrual product enthusiasts—perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily caffeine fix.
Find playful and expressive pillows that brighten up any room and showcase their enthusiasm with fun designs.
Browse our prints section for artwork that celebrates this unique interest—ideal for decorating their personal space with a sense of humor.
Discover our range of t-shirts that celebrate this interest with wit and style—comfortable wear that makes a statement.