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New panty pads with wings

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Focus Group Failures

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

Science and mothers day

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"You have a very rare conditioner."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Which one of these things is the soap?

Anita Roddick

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

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Hair spray for woman, Mr. Sheen for man.

"How come you never wear those thong panties I got you for your birthday?"

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Cerne Abbas

Cerne Abbas

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

"Oh! Now I get it!"

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

Most Unpopular Cereals.

Jessie Bernard.

Spray on Freckles.

Oil of U-Lay